You jokes
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
You pecan do it!
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.