What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
You Jokes
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
