Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean the one I fucked died.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Knock Knock who’s there i did app i did app who? you did a poo
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
The bully:your gay
The nerd: you are
The bully : yea
The nerd what your gay
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actual stands for fuck family.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
