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Muslim

    • A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

    And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

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    • Floor

    • Denki: Did you just... fall over?

    Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

    Sero: Backwards?

    Bakugo: I'm talented.

    Pizza

    • Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

    Orphan

    • What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

    Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

    Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

    Pacer Test

    • The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

    Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.

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