In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
You Jokes
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
