You jokes

Like if you are gay.

Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?

Heartbeat.

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?

He made the cut.

You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.

Did you fart, cause you blew me away?

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?

You can pop their head off.

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?

Tailighmo.

What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.

You are so ugly my man died.

If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????