What time is it when you have a tooth ache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty)
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
what do you call a flat emo kid?
a cutting board.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
