You jokes

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

My life is so sad it's because you're in it.

What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.

Friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Orphan Friend: Sure.

Friend: Parents.

Other: I don't get it.

Friend: And you never will.

How do you name an Asian child?

Ring the doorbell.

What do you call an opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.

How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!

If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???

Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.

You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?

Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔

Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹

That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹

You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?

Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)

So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

I can make a word with those: "DICK".

Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?

What do you call a dipshit?

A Charlie.

What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?

"Who are you wearing?"