You jokes
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Your dad has a huge PP.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
What do you call a room with no doors?
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?