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How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.