You jokes

Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"

The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"

Johnny replies: "Sure."

After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.

Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"

The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."

After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.

What did the doctor say to the orphan?

"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"

What do you do when you're bored?

I beat up orphans.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?