You jokes
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .