You jokes
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Like if you think I'm stupid.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪