You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
You Jokes
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
