How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
You Jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
