You jokes
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
You look easy to draw.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!