New You Jokes - Page 135 - Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between me and you?

Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-

If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.

OMG, you wanna hear a joke?

Nah, I don't care.

Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

If you are poor, get money.

What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:

1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.

2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.

3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

Would you like some wine with those French cries?

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."

Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!