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A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

Smoking will kill you.

Bacon will kill you.

But, smoking bacon will cure it!

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.

Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.

A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.

A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."

How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?

Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.