What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
what do you call stephen hawkling on fire? hot wheels
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
What do you do with a dog that have no legs, - Take him for a drag
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? - RobertođŸ˜‚
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
