You jokes
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.