What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the babie
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A. Depends how thin you slice them.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
