You jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!