You jokes
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂