Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya
Its ya boy Dixbfloppin
I'll really MIST ya
If I was a poo I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox
I am Asian I am so Asian my pronouns are heeEEE/Ya
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suk ya mums bum
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Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke oh ya ummm
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Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad ya definitely got the last laugh!
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A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970 and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband. She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband. He was a christian so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? the bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes it does and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? Thats not funny.
I'll tell ya whats funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes and every one is trying to shit on ya.
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Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends
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Knife to meet ya
