Ya jokes

I'll really mist ya.

OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

What month of the year has 28 days?

Answer: All of them.

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"

The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."

The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"

I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

I am Asian.

I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.

Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.

My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:

Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*

A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.

She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.

Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?

He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.

Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.

Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.

WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.

I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.

Suck your mum's bum.

Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?

No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!

Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?

There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."

Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.

H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:

Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.