Ya Jokes

If your reading this right now Then the jokes on you Because I'm right behind ya Mothafucka!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey

No Seriously

I'm right behind ya

Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great :)

Wow aiden maybe you been mean to Tenya she is hurting close to killing her self but hey I can pick your ass since ya know that is what I do!

There were 2 guys in an asylum. One name Kenny and the other is Bob. The nurse went down the hall and saw Kenny act like he was packing his bags. Nurse said “What are you doin Kenny?” Kenny said “Going to Florida for the week.” Nurse said “Alright see ya when you get back.” Next day Nurse went down the hall again and saw Kenny laying down acting like he was holding a wine glass. Nurse said “What are you doing Kenny?” Kenny said “I am at the beach” Nurse said “Oh I forgot your in Florida for the week, see ya when you get back” Bob’s room was across the hall. Nurse went further down the hall and saw Bob on his bed jerking off. Nurse said “Goddamnit Bob what are you doing?” Bob said “Shhh, I am fucking Kenny’s wife right now, he is in Florida for the week”

i went to a 90 minute prostitute once . she was a whore and a half i tell ya

I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE"

What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman

What's is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid......"I like ya cut G" means 2 difference things.

this ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road and she started gaging on it a lil and he said oh yeah baby you like that big dick don't ya and she oh baby its not that, ya asshole stinks

Gwen ya there?

Wny you gay bruh I know why I'm gay i got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me YA BOIIIII

MMM ppl just chat random things together....JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL

A :This rice is very delicious! B :Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

I am Asian I am so Asian my pronouns are heeEEE/Ya

i bet when ya take a bath they give you the whole pool, no, better yet, the ocean

Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya