Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya
Knock knock Who’s there? My name is Ya Ya who? Yahooooo!!!
How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g
suk ya mums bum
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan? Me neither. It all came crashing down.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
call me willma, willma balls fit ya mouth!!
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
ya nan
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
Blue: The ocean is place where the creatures live Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE Blue:it has many pretty things and it will- Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on titanic! so let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
As an Autist I find these jokes really funny, thanks for the early 13th bday present ya'll :>
The doctor says "your wife is PREGNENT" the man says that he used a condom and the doctor says "ya but I didn't
me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g
Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe
My mom asks "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK-"
