world's jokes
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
an average day in the dandy's world kitchen :D
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.