World jokes
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Who would've known?
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.