When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
The worlds funniest joke your life
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it so instead he clapped her out of the world.
If Steven hawking is ill does he go to the doctors or curry’s pc world
What would the world be like without women? A pain in the ass.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick.
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane, and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin.
The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second-best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point, the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more, and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed, and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
