World jokes

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?

Da Bomb.

Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?

Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.

My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.

I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.

Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.

Your mom uses the equator as a belt.

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

Who's the cutest president in the world?

Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕

Mom, why was I adopted?

Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!

Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!

It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.