World jokes
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Memes
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Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!