World jokes
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Memes
once u see it, you'll never un see it
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.