World jokes
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.