World jokes
It's a RUF life in Africa.
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard: the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills," grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence," grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.