World jokes
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Memes
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Go touch some grass, bro.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!