World jokes
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Go touch some grass, bro.