World jokes
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
Memes
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."