World jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Memes
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Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Go touch some grass, bro.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."