World jokes
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
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You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Go touch some grass, bro.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.