America and UK are a joke.
World Jokes
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
Three sons left home, went out into the world, and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.
"I built a big house for our mum," said the first.
"I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur," said the second.
And the third smiled and said, "I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it."
A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,
"The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house."
To the second son she said, "I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude."
To the third son she wrote "Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!"
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
My granddad killed Hitler.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
