Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
