World jokes
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
My granddad killed Hitler.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.