Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
World Jokes
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
Little Jonny Bad Ass was sitting on a porch one day, and a preacher was in the house. Little Jonny Bad Ass had to use the bathroom, so he bangs on the door saying, "Mom, I have to use the bathroom!" His mom says wait. So Little Jonny Bad Ass saw a hat on the step. He looks around, pulls his pants down, and shits in the hat.
A few later, the preacher comes out and says, "I see you have my hat!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Yeah, I caught the world's fastest bird!" The preacher says, "Well, let me see him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "No, I don't know." Well, the preacher says, "I'll put my hands by the hat, you lift, and I'll catch him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapped his hands, and Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Now see the bird don't shit," and ran.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
W in Africa stands for water.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Brazil is a joke.
