Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
