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How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Everytime I'm come straight home from work you in the bed sleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket. Then the next thing I noticed you just came back from the dead in no time dummy.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
Him: I work with animals all day. Her: Awwww what do you do? Him: I'm a pornstar.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
person one: why did the boy go home? person two: why? person one: because he had PHOAM work to do!
