What did an Orange day before going to work?
Back to the rind!
What did the Goodlife fitness say to LA fitness? "I guess it's just not "working out"
Q: where does a one legged waitress work A: IHOP
At work: Hey guys I'm gonna arnold clock out now.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute
You end up doing all the work
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet?
Because homing middles don’t work on them.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant Suits
What happens when you work in the twin towers. It connects to airplane wifi
There was a house with three storey building 🏢 First one had Mexicans Second one had Africans Third one had white people Earthquake came But who did survive? 🤔 The white family Cause they were at work
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its GLUTES off
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so the can fetch some pee jack fell down and broke his whole body Jill just laughed and didn’t care so now they have a daughter
Pls like this I worked hard on making jokes I even have app that u can see all of my jokes but I am not telling u hehe.
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Me: Hey, do you wanna here a joke. Friend: Sure. Me: Why don't churches have WiFi? Friend: Why? Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Did you know toilets while your at work they eat your toilet paper
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.
I remarked you lazy
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There was a cheerio that had a job, he worked hard at it and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the cheerios. So he needed a speech, he kept practicing and practicing and know he was thirsty. it was almost time for his speech. so he went to the drinking fountain but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake but he saw tons of garbage, and what he thought was a cereal killer. so he found this bowl of punch, but he relised... there was no punch-line
