Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
Therapy -Expensive -Years of hard work -Emotionaly draining -Tough to find
Screaming in the woods -Free -Immediate relief -Scares hunters enough to leave therefore saving innocent animals -Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods
They say the first time doesn't work third times the charm ha not
What dose a disabled disco play:
When your legs don’t work like they use to before
I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
prostitutes love their job's their always having a blast
September 11th #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
I Copied my friends work It's not like the teacher can tell my parent's
I used to work at a T shirt factory before the company folded
rape isn't a joke. it's a type of way of making friends, and to mate with other women. it's a way of art, and works on anybody! like this if you agree.
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
I teach orphans But the problem is I can't give them home work
I asked where is your parents and oh god i love working at an orphanage
What happens when you work in the twin towers. It connects to airplane wifi
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working. They had to call an archeologist.
When you're working in the twin towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
1. Full name: John 2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run. 3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream. 4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated. 5. Mental health: mentally retarded. 6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit. 7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail 8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock. 9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John
