Wordplay jokes
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I just shed my pants.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
bröd
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
I was working at the bank today when an old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Why is Joe cool?