Wordplay jokes
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
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I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!