What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What do you call an Afghanistan person In a bath? A bath bomb
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
I am Cummer.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARADE OF RABBITS HOPPING BACKWARDS?
a receding hare-line!!!!!
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
