If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
