Wordplay jokes

Deal

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

Opposition

If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?

Therianarchy!

Word

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

Buddhist

What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?

"Make me one with everything."

Funeral

What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?

"Damn, that's really stiff!"

9/11

Twin Towers

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.