Wordplay jokes
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.