What do you call someone without a body and a nose nobody nose
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
What do you call a smart booty?
A WISE-CRACK
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What do you call a fish that has a dick? MOBY DICKKKKK
Puns that’s how eye rool
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
16 is a knight? Mail.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
apparently imma category for jokes now. hmm... ok! #HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger", now say it backwords:)
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY
