Word jokes
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
Hollow Knight Meme
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Poop backwards is poop. 💩
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
I don't know what to say.
Teacher: "What's your name?"
Student: "Hang on a second."
10 seconds later:
Teacher: "Is something wrong?"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
20 seconds later:
Teacher: "Don't say a word!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
Teacher: "Come here and tell me your name right now!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't call for help!!!"
Student: "Just listen to me!"
Teacher: "Go on, speak!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't push my patience; this is no joke!!! Tell me your name right now!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?