Word jokes
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Say "I cup" but in words.
Memes
My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Hi 👋 I have some good
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
......
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Drawned.
Oliver Savagê.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol