Word jokes

A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'm here to assassinate John Tucker." The bartender replies, "He’s in the restroom." The hitman goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour.

The bartender asks him, "Did you kill him?" The hitman replies with a sad face, “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools, so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour, and when I asked him what’s taking him so long, he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started.”

What's the difference between Black and White people?

Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Old lady.

Old lady who?

I did not know you could yodel!

Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.

H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:

When did “yo” mean Hello?

They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."

I will always remember my dad's last words...

Oh wait, I never knew them.

Why did the butt fart?

Because they don't know the words.

Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

What's small, stupid, and has no dad?

Ben.

Oliver Savagê.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

......

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?

Say "I cup" but in words.

Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.

Hi 👋 I have some good

Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?

Palpatine: Slew it!