Word jokes
Nononono.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Stupid.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Chinmey?
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Poop backwards is poop. 💩