Word jokes
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Chinmey?
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Fard.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Eh.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Nononono.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
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Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
The teacher asks me what my favourite word is.
I said it but got told off and sent to the principal.
What is my favourite word?
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?