Word jokes
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
Kollaps
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!