Word jokes
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
Memes
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?