Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Jack
Pulp is a palindrome.
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My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
You soak balls, get it?
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What was Stephen Hawking's dying words "restore factory settings"
Nutty.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
Stupid.
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
Nononono.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
