Word jokes
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Memes
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
Obese is the N-word for fat people.