I remember my uncles last words: "I don't think were going shooting today."
Abortion another word for dying at spawn
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque"
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
Here in I hop, we serve pancakes not pie cakes if so we can always bring in a chart that will Power the customer, his smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word surely.
in the word of kerk cobane " check this sweet no scope "
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves. The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head". The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head". The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
I fear my last words will be ''hold my beer and watch this.''
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket? Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
your mama is so fat she only nows 3 words KFC
Thanks for explaining the word many to me.It means a lot.
A pun, a play on words and a limmerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
I will always remember my baby sisters last words."What is the fire for?".
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
when a white person says the n word
black people: yall mother fu...rs aint gonna believe dis shit
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
When you say to your dad ............................... AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! DAD BE LIKE ....... WHO WANTS MY SON NAN BE LIKE ME KID BE LIKE ........AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX WHAT ARE ROUX SAYS NAN UM THERE YOUR LIFE SAVINGS NAN BE LIKE LETS GET SOME ROUX
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
