What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
Word Jokes
I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
Drawned.
Nut
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
Stupid.
Aaron.
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How many YEETS are there?
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
