Word jokes
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Say "invented" without the first "n".
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
"My name is Dezz."
Lean.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Mohe?
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!