Word jokes
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Say "invented" without the first "n".
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
"My name is Dezz."
Lean.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Mohe?
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
F in orphan means family.
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."