Women jokes
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
Men.