i like my coffe like i like my wamem
big tits
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
I like my women like I like my diving pool Deep and wet
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen......to clean the rest of the house
There's only one gender, women are property.
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
I woke up one night to a strange noise and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents room. I looked inside and counted, ok one two three finger men and my mom so nothing out of the ordinary so then I checked my sisters room. And I counted 4 other women in the room but then I realized that he sound was coming from right in front of me it was my dad giving me a bj the whole time.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.
What do you call a women with three boobs? Tres leches
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then “WHOA-MAN!!”
Without women, sex would be a pain in the ass.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
i like my women like i like my coffee
without other peoples dicks in it
Why are women like diapers? They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Bippity Boppity
Women Are Property.
What’s the difference between a masquito and a blonde girl.
One stops sucking when you smack it.
So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe.One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO! Then she was murdered.
