Women jokes
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
Men.
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.