Women jokes
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
Woman do have rights!
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.