You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Women Jokes
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
What about women's lefts?
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
