Women jokes
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
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What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
Woman do have rights!
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
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What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂