Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Woman Jokes
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
"Hippity hoppity, women are my property."
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
