-a beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide-
a homeless man walks by her and says "what are you doing?"
she says "im going to jump"
the homeless man says "if youre going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
the woman replies "no way creep! never that!"
the homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says
"thats fine, I'll just wait til you're at the bottom"
I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said “THATS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE” the man replied with “no, it’s not domestic violence it’s DUMBASS-D*CK VIOLENCE”
Q: why cant helen keller drive? A: because shes a woman
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
What is the difference between a woman and a ice? The ice always comes back
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it but when I use her body when I feel like it I am the bad guy?
A married woman asked her husband if he saw future then the husband answered her " I have no Eye dear"
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show? who are you wearing?
What did the creep do when the woman said “make yourself at home”? He hid in her attic
What do you call a gay woman? I dont know
If she’s old enough to breed she’s old enough for me
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old ladies house...
Oh my! Goodness sakes child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked is this train running on time, I said no it runs on steam and coal
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
I don't get it
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
