ho can drink 20 litres of fuel without dying jerrycan
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
What do you call a bear without a ear?
B
Say invented without the first n
A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says "What's wrong?" The woman says "I've never been hugged before." So, the man gives her a hug and walks away.
The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says "What's wrong, now?" The woman says "I've never been kissed before." So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away.
The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says "Oh, for Christ's sake! What's wrong, this time?!" The woman says "Well, I've never been fucked before." So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells "YOU'RE FUCKED!"
Theres no smoke or fire without a muslim
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids.
In the bus, you can't spell black without back.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A head-banger.
Why does Hitler where glasses because he can Nazi without them
What do you call a snail without a shell? Dead
i told my mom that i have a crush she replied with: "so u like girls" i said: "uhm no no no " BUT im lesbian someone help how do i tell her without her hitting me with a belt??
what do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha
There was a mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three. 1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
There was once a spanish magician, he said," Uno,, Dos..." and he dissapppeared without a tres
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Why did a woman believed she was a target ? She had a price tag without any value to it?
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
