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What do you call a fly without wings
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A walk
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
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A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
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So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
Why do orphans eat cerial without milk? Because thier dad never came home from the store.
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You cant spell Funeral without fun.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city
-well that was a blow up
A kid goes in to a restaurant without parents and a waitress came up and said you have to leave this is a family restaurant
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowship in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar
Yesterday I asked my friend “ What is a fish without eyes” They replied “I don’t know” I said “ fsh “
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'
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If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
If theres a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear
