Why do orphans eat cerial without milk? Because thier dad never came home from the store.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city
-well that was a blow up
A kid goes in to a restaurant without parents and a waitress came up and said you have to leave this is a family restaurant
Yesterday I asked my friend “ What is a fish without eyes” They replied “I don’t know” I said “ fsh “
I’m really good at algebra, I can replace your X without even asking Y
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the mothervoard
Yo mama so fat she went to the moon without leaving earth
What do you call an open that has a brother the second one without one
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.” I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1. Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2. Never leave home without it.
If theres a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear
what do u call a Spanish footballer without legs? gracias
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
“I have an idea, boss,” his driver said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
little johnny got a dog without earsand then they invited their neighbours over. then they asked what was his name. the owners said " we did'nt name him anything because there no reason because when we called his name, he would'nt come."
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowship in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar
