Pronunciation memes

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.

My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.