Tigger jokes
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 馃毥 馃挬 馃挬 馃挬
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
"Hee hee touched me."
What鈥檚 the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's dad said, "That's Mr. Wiggles." Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's mom said, "That's my garden." Timmy's mom said, "Don't look up." Timmy looked up. Timmy said, "What are those?" Timmy's mom said, "Those are her headlights." Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said, "Don't look under the covers." Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled, "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR. WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"