Tigger jokes
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 馃毥 馃挬 馃挬 馃挬
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
"Hee hee touched me."
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
What鈥檚 the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.