Tigger jokes
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 馃毥 馃挬 馃挬 馃挬
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
"Hee hee touched me."
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where鈥檚 The beef?"