Tigger jokes
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Memes
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
"Hee hee touched me."
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"