Tigger jokes
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
"Hee hee touched me."
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.