They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Winnie the Pooh Jokes
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!