Wing

Wing jokes

Cloud

I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

A cloud.

Difference

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

Bat

Two female mice met and one spoke:

"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."

Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."

"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"

Phone

Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.

Memes

Batman

Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?

Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.

Hawking

Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.

Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.

Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.

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  • Parrot

    My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.

    Living Room

    I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.

    I called her the Fallen Angel.

    Wheelchair

    Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!

    Rice

    An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”

    The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”

    Squirrel

    What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.

    Chicken

    How do you know if a comedian is high?

    Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.

    Backyard

    While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”

    Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.

    Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”

    Plane

    I guess this is pretty plane.

    I am sorry I am just winging it.

    Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

    Wow, I just landed that one!