Wing jokes
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
Memes
What have we humans come to?
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
"Ohh wing wing."
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.