What has 4 wheels, no wings and flies?
A dead cripple
2 fe male mouse met and one spoke yesterday I met a mouse he was black and he had wings and he had some cool sharp teeth he said he only at night
other mouse : ummm...thats a bat
that asshole he told me that he is a pilot
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What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
why doesn't bat man need robin as a wing man?
cos he has no problem robin' your girl
You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
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what do you call a bird with no wings answer: A FLAP
Ohh wing wing
Why did the plane go to kfc,
To lose its wings and crash
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings...he is being very brave about it though...he is totally unflappable
Steven hawking is the fastest footballer ever-he could just charge up the Left Wing
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What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
How u know if a comedian is high. Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!” Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
<img src="http://media.syracuse.com/news/photo/2016/08/03/boeing-c-32bjpg-ba41bd1bac5ece9c.jpg" alt="Image result for a white plane"/> i guess this is pretty plane i am sorry i am just winging it wow i guess these jokes haven't taken of Wow i just landed that one
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What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you call 2 wings and a halo. A Chinese phone call wing wing halo🤪
