Wing jokes
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing, arrow!"
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
"Ohh wing wing."
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
What is the motto of left-wing authoritarianism?
We don't have one, so you don't need one.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.