Will jokes

Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.

The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."

Orphans will eat toes for food.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.

And together we will make America great again.

You were never great in the first place.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.

What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

They will TRAIN together.

Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

Because it's unTRAINable!

Why do orphans love to play family?

Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.