Will jokes
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.